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اول يه mail که تقريباً 2 هفته پيش واسه م فرستاده شده بود اما من امروز به همه ي e.mail ها جواب دادم و ديدمش.. subjectش هست «Torks» !!
?How do you make a Tork laugh on Saturday
.Tell him a joke on Wednesday
؟Why did the Tork stare at an orange juice can for 2 hours
Because it said 'concentrate'
؟How do you keep a Tork busy forever
.Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
؟Why can't Tork make ice cubes
.They always forget the recipe
؟How did the Tork try to kill the bird
.He threw it off a cliff
؟Why did 18 Tork go to a movie
Because "below 18" was not allowed !!!
؟What do you call a Tork in an institution of higher learning
.A visitor
.A Tork ordered an extra large pizza
.The clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
؟Tork #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare
؟ Tork #2: "No, who wrote it
؟What about the Tork's wife who gave birth to twins
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
؟Tork: "Excuse me sir, what time is it
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Tork: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
.Tell him a joke on Wednesday
؟Why did the Tork stare at an orange juice can for 2 hours
Because it said 'concentrate'
؟How do you keep a Tork busy forever
.Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
؟Why can't Tork make ice cubes
.They always forget the recipe
؟How did the Tork try to kill the bird
.He threw it off a cliff
؟Why did 18 Tork go to a movie
Because "below 18" was not allowed !!!
؟What do you call a Tork in an institution of higher learning
.A visitor
.A Tork ordered an extra large pizza
.The clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
؟Tork #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare
؟ Tork #2: "No, who wrote it
؟What about the Tork's wife who gave birth to twins
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
؟Tork: "Excuse me sir, what time is it
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Tork: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."